ISLAMABAD: PMLN Secretary Information Marriyum Aurangzeb has dubbed Imran ‘Captain Inflation’.
Responding to Imran’s statement, Marriyum said Captain Inflation had been clean bowled and was ranting as always because of the sore loser he was. She said Imran wanted to uproot the so-called 3-wickets and wanted to take them home on his way out after being clean bowled.
The former Information Minister said Captain Inflation’s fear and unhealthy obsession with Shehbaz Sharif wouldn’t ever end and he would keep saying his name in paranoia even after he is kicked out of the Prime Minister’s office. She dared Imran to stop his threatening rants and for once in his life muster up the courage to call the NA session and play by the rules, he would find out that this match won’t go down the wire to the last ball. A surprise awaits him on the playing field, she told him. How could he even play till the last ball when the coward Captain Inflation was too scared to even walk into the playing field, she said.
She asked Captain Inflation to stop his aggression against the constitution of Pakistan and the people of Pakistan. He gave Pakistanis surprises of Inflation, unemployment, looting, and lies. Captain Inflation knew that he could only win in a lying match not in the no-confidence vote. Imran’s entire party had fallen like a house of cards while he boasts about holding the best card for last, whears the only cards he was holding onto, were jokers.
The only last card and surprise of Captain Inflation was his resignation, she said.